either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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