Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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