what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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