dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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