I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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