I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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