I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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