You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
