im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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