They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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