This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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