i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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