so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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