It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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