I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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