Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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