he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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