he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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