do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
40s are totally the cure
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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