I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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