Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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