who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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