I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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