ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
sex in a hospital.. check
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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