Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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