I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
