sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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