Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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