sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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