No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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