he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
