I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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