the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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