You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she pinky promised me she was 18
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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