playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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