Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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