He is an equal opportunity slut.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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