Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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