In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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