ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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