i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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