another moral hangover. fuck.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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