Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
