i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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