dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I believe in your delicious
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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