so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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