Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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