In the future we'll all be gay
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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