ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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