PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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