Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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