my mouth tastes like poor choices
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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